scp-666.5-J
a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.
D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.