beating the bishop
Masturbating.
How many times a day do you beat your bishop?
beat the bishop
To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.
Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!
beat the bishop
to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage
to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana
beat the bishop
a synonym for the term "jerk off"
shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.