Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears
The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.
Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*
Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears
Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
I'm going to scratch Yoda behind the ears.