Scrawny carrot
Noun- "A single, male individual who is sometimes available for dating, however appears to be much below the expected or anticipated average. Typically, is smaller, shorter, not as seemingly smart or attractive as their other male counterparts, this being classified as a ' scrawny carrot' amongst females who are seeking companionship.
"Damn Lisa....there are some SCRAWNY CARROTS up in here tonight! "