Screwdo
The hairdo you get from having sex.
Hun, you can't leave the house like that! First fix your screwdo!
Screwdo
Often used to pass along some cruddy job you don’t want to do to the next person down on the food chain. A screwdo is also handy if you have a nice insult for someone but want to wrap it in a pretty compliment.
Example 1: (when using to pass along a task to someone else):
Bossman: “Listen Peon, you did such a great job on putting together this marketing plan for me, I think it would be a fun project for you to take over and handle from now on.”
Peon: “Skittles, I just got a screwdo from my boss.”
Example 2: (when using to wrap an insult in a compliment):
Kensington: “Wow you look really good. Have you lost weight?”
Scarlet: “Um. What are you saying? Did I not look good before? Nice screwdo, Kensington!”
Bossman: “Listen Peon, you did such a great job on putting together this marketing plan for me, I think it would be a fun project for you to take over and handle from now on.”
Peon: “Skittles, I just got a screwdo from my boss.”
Example 2: (when using to wrap an insult in a compliment):
Kensington: “Wow you look really good. Have you lost weight?”
Scarlet: “Um. What are you saying? Did I not look good before? Nice screwdo, Kensington!”