80 Proof Tears
When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.
Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."
Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!
Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.
Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!
Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.