Scridget
One who is short with a scruffy beard. He/she (hopefully not she) grows the beard out of pure laziness, not for style whatsoever.
Did you see Fauchers beard?
Haha that fucking Scridget.
Haha that fucking Scridget.
scridget
The plastic or wooden bar, used at the checkout counter to separate orders of groceries.
At the checkout counter, I put the scridget between my groceries and those of the person in front of me.