Scrimblo male

The ultimate, dominant leader of the male hierarchy. Widely and equally renowned and feared for their ultimate charisma, appearance and power in society, few are thought to exist.

The ultimate type of male — better than alpha males, sigma males, whatever else. Endowed with immense charisma, confidence, attractiveness, willpower, and intelligence. They are very rare, it is theorized that only 0.01% of men are scrimblo males.
Because of their sheer dominance, scrimblos are often the subject of jealousy from lower males. Sometimes lower males attempt to harm or incapacitate them. The adversaries must use dirty tricks, however, for none can hope to defeat a scrimblo male in a forthright struggle.
The rarity of scrimblo males means most of them will never meet another scrimblo. When they do, however, they treat each other with respect, recognizing a fellow scrimblo king.
Common signs of a scrimblo male: Enjoys jigsaw puzzles. Like to collect cool rocks. Volunteers at animal shelters.

A scrimblo male is the best kind of male out of alpha males and beta males

the ultimate male architype wanted my every man in the world. also astronomically rare.

The superior scrimblo male above all the rest of them, has all the traits of a scrimblo and is the biggest gruptillionaire of them all. He is so skrunkly in fact, that he has created a hate speech and protest against Cromro Dungleson’s and his grusted and blumsted chumster-machine.