scrimshaw
Any pornographic image or video.
Nick is amazed by the amount of scrimshaw on the internet.
scrimshaw
Widely accepted definition: An artistic etching in ivory or bone.
Urban definition: Getting screwed in the ass.
Urban definition: Getting screwed in the ass.
Verb (past tense) - "Jason got totally scrimshawed at work today."
Verb (present tense) - "Last night I got caught scrimshawing my girlfriend Kate"
Noun - This algebra test is gonna be a major scrimshaw.
Verb (present tense) - "Last night I got caught scrimshawing my girlfriend Kate"
Noun - This algebra test is gonna be a major scrimshaw.
scrimshaw
to take a boner hard in the butt
Muffy insisted on a scrimshaw as she had not filled her presciption for "the pill".
scrimshaw
oral sex performed by a younger woman on an older man
I met a cute waitress at the bar the other night and she served me up a scrimshaw with a happy ending in the back seat of my car.
Scrimshawed
To be ripped off, short changed, cheated or screwed out of anything worth value.
I bought a trailer for half the listed price "I scrimshawed him when I bought that trailer.
I had all of my overtime taken away... I've been scrimshawed.
I had all of my overtime taken away... I've been scrimshawed.
Scrimshaw
adorn (whalebone, ivory, shells, or other materials) with carved or colored designs.
I am carving some Scrimshaw at the moment.
Scrimshaw
A dick twist, or when a testical is twisted.
Ah shit this speedo caused a scrimshaw.