scrocoon
(n) the sanctuary created when a man takes his scrotum, stretches it out, then manipulates his malleable manbag around a woman like a cocoon, providing stability, warmth, and shelter.
Don't worry girl, my scrocoon shall protect you from nature's fury.
You will not need a sleeping bag. My scrocoon shall maintain homeostasis.
You will not need a sleeping bag. My scrocoon shall maintain homeostasis.