Scroctor
The profession of a person who has seen ever single episode of the television series "Scrubs. Some believe this classifies as them as doctors, when actually they are just "scroctors".
Man Who Faints: (Faints)
Waiter: Is anybody a doctor?!
Mega Scrubs Fan: No, but i'm a Scroctor!
Waiter: Is anybody a doctor?!
Mega Scrubs Fan: No, but i'm a Scroctor!