scrodpiece
A crotch enhancement seen on the screen during a full body scan. It may offer protection from the rays or, with males, the appearance of being well endowed to the stranger checking you out for explosives.
"If you're flying back home from Amsterdam you best wear a scrodpiece"
" Bruce's lead scrodpiece lit up the scanner like a Christmas tree."
" Bruce's lead scrodpiece lit up the scanner like a Christmas tree."