scrogitus
a disease in which one develops a strong urge to scrog all the time.
Bill: Holy shit dude, I can't stop screwing Betty. It's all that I think about. I just wanna fuck the shit out of her all day long.
Bob: Wow man, maybe you have scrogitus. You should get that checked out.
Bob: Wow man, maybe you have scrogitus. You should get that checked out.