Scrolliosis

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.

"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."

Scrolliosis

Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.

Gareth: Seriously you should give Facebook a bro man. You've been scroll down your feed all morning.
Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis.

Scrolliosis

When a person is all excited to share a photo on their cell phone and can’t find it, making the other person wait like a chump.

Damn scrolliosis! Sorry man, I must have deleted that pic

Scrolliosis

Curvature of thumbs, fingers, or wrists due to scrolling too much on the computer

After researching my last school project, I am quite sure I have scrolliosis.

Scrolliosis

A common disease aflicting modern humans. Symptoms include not being able to see information on a screen in front of them, not reading directions clearly, or not scrolling down to see all the information presented. Symptoms aggrivated by use of the internet.

Do you have scrolliosis or can you see the comments I made on your spreadsheet?

Scrolliosis

When one's obligatory morning Facebook scroll leaves one hunched over and brain dead ninety minutes later.

Hillary: dude you're still here? You haven't even touched your coffee...

Donald: huh? Oh crap I've got scrolliosis again.

Bernie: you're a slave to the scroll, man.

Scrolliosis

A physical condition of extreme eye strain caused by working on multiple monitors with several multi-page documents and/or web pages in use simultaneously.

John got a bad case of Scrolliosis working on that Word document and browsing the web at the same time.

俚语	scrolliosis
释义	Scrolliosis The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours. "What you been up to today, Dave?" "Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis." Scrolliosis Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic. Gareth: Seriously you should give Facebook a bro man. You've been scroll down your feed all morning. Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis. Scrolliosis When a person is all excited to share a photo on their cell phone and can’t find it, making the other person wait like a chump. Damn scrolliosis! Sorry man, I must have deleted that pic Scrolliosis Curvature of thumbs, fingers, or wrists due to scrolling too much on the computer After researching my last school project, I am quite sure I have scrolliosis. Scrolliosis A common disease aflicting modern humans. Symptoms include not being able to see information on a screen in front of them, not reading directions clearly, or not scrolling down to see all the information presented. Symptoms aggrivated by use of the internet. Do you have scrolliosis or can you see the comments I made on your spreadsheet? Scrolliosis When one's obligatory morning Facebook scroll leaves one hunched over and brain dead ninety minutes later. Hillary: dude you're still here? You haven't even touched your coffee... Donald: huh? Oh crap I've got scrolliosis again. Bernie: you're a slave to the scroll, man. Scrolliosis A physical condition of extreme eye strain caused by working on multiple monitors with several multi-page documents and/or web pages in use simultaneously. John got a bad case of Scrolliosis working on that Word document and browsing the web at the same time.
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