beat my eggs

When a girl masturbates.

HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!

"I gotta go beat my eggs." (gotta go play with myself)

RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed

俚语	beat my eggs
释义	beat my eggs When a girl masturbates. HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made! "I gotta go beat my eggs." (gotta go play with myself) RELATED SAYINGS hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls eggs Benedict: a girl cheater western omelet: cowgirl position he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed
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