Scrooge McDuck Paper
Money. Dollar Bills. Scratch, Skrilla, Moolah, Dough, Paper, Ducats, Cheese, Green, Dead Presidents, Greenbacks, Yaper, Cashish, Spinach, Jacksons, Grants, Benjamins...You get the idea.
Maaan, I would hit the titty joint with you guys, but I already spent that fat wad of Scrooge McDuck Paper.