scroons
A scroons is a little bitch with bad physique
That Timmy kid is such a scroons, he needs to hit the weight room hard
Scrooning
Vigorous spooning which evolves to coitus without either party disentangling.
“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”
Scroon juice
A mix of raccoon and scraps of lettuce mixed in a blender. Packed with protein.
Dude scroon juice is so damn good, I could run all day thanks to it.
Scroon
When someone is stupid...scroon
"SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS BALONEY BALLOON SCROON HEADASS UP"
Scroons
Money, loot, or some type of earnings
I just made 50 scroons my nigga
Scroon
A male figure that is very hairy and can play baseball
Yo Scroonalini why you on the field?