beat off breakfast
a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)
Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?
Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.
Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.