scrotyfucked
a mental state of extreme intoxication where blackout is imminent. most commonly correlated with McCormick's vodka, but can be achieved with a variety of liquor and beer.
Rex, Sean, Cliff, & Manny started drinking at 5pm. By the time 2am rolled around, they were so scrotyfucked that they started a fight, shattered a window, been in cuffs, spent all their money, and ruined countless relationships.