Scrubbled Eggs
Having Scrubbled Eggs is the act of having sex with a women; but before having intercourse placing a freshly made, sunny side up fried egg on her vagina. In order to successfully have Scrubbled Eggs, you must place your Penis directly through the egg yolk, and into the vagina.
No, I am sorry baby, but you can have Scrubbled Eggs and Ketchup because I am on the rags.