scrubfest

a gathering of many scrub or scrub-related people for the purpose of conducting scrub-like business such as compaining about your current finacial situation, lying about your job, or asking for lending of pennies or bus money, that no one seems to have. scrubfests are often held at the abode of the alpha scrub a.k.a the poorest. The attire to said 'fest is dirty undershirt or wifebeater with jeans torn in an unfashionable style and shoes that are sold for less than 20 dollars or are stolen. The popular scrub dance, known as "the scrub" is getting on your knees and screaming "imma scrub, imma scrub" in a high pitched voice and flaling your arms. Food found at a scrubfest consists of scrub delicasies such as water and bread.