Scrub my Wool
The act of someone jacking you off, usually used as a way to offend someone. can be used in the manner of "your mom" (randomly)
Johnny: "hey can you do my homework later?"
Tom: "How about you scrub my wool"
Johnny: "Umm?..."
Everyone else "Hahahah!!!"
Tom: "How about you scrub my wool"
Johnny: "Umm?..."
Everyone else "Hahahah!!!"