Scrumdidilyfuckme
An exclamation of surprise at a particular bit of information that someone is jealous of.
Ashley: Omg I fucked a virgin last night
Ariel: Scrumdidilyfuckme you're a lucky bitch
Chris: Fuck yeah you are.
Ariel: Scrumdidilyfuckme you're a lucky bitch
Chris: Fuck yeah you are.