Scrumpty
A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious".
from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.
Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty
from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.
Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty
"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty."
"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."
"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."
Scrumpty
A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable.
i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.
The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.
i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.
The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.
After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.
Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."
Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."
scrumpty
A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable.
i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.
The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.
i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.
The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.
After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.
Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."
Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."
Scrumpty Dumpty
The act of shoving an egg up someone's ass and fucking them til it's scrambled.
Last night was sweet, she let me give her a scrumpty dumpty.