scruncher
Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.
Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O
scruncher
A scruncher, aka scrunchr is a perv with a crush fetish.
Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.
Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.
Moe: Curly is such a scruncher !
Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.
Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.
Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.
Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.
Scruncher
A person who wilfully destroys items in grocery stores or markets, by squeezing or crushing things. Done for pure entertainment purposes.
Adam is a Scruncher, he loves to scrunch loaves of bread when he goes shopping.
Scruncher
Someone who scrunches their toilet paper up into a ball before they wipe after a number 2 (as oppose to folding / layering the toilet paper) - a questionable individual with low standards of how they conduct themselves in life.
e.g "ew fuck that guy, he seems like a scruncher"
Muffin Scruncher
To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)
Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?
Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.
Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.
Apple scruncher
Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.
Your a apple scruncher dude
Phantom scruncher
An apple scruncher who is illusive and gets away with it-phantom scruncher
Phantom scruncher