beats my meat
a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation
danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat
siri: beats my meat
beat my meat
To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken
"what you doin?"
"Beatin my meat"
"Beatin my meat"
Beat my meat
The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward
Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
Beat my Meat
Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.
"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"
"Ahh not again!"
"Ahh not again!"
Beating my meat
This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.
*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*
Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*
Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*
beat my meat
beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off
nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx
beat my meat
To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.
I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.