scumbag shuffler
A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.
My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.