beat the cock
masturbation in slang
Hey dude when i get home im gonna beat the cock
beat the cock game
You call your mom/dad to hurry and come to you. Meanwhile you try to masterbate as fast as you can until you cum. You mostly beat the cock to beat the clock. Its really intense!!
Dude I failed on the beat the cock game
I'll Beat Your Cock In
A phrase often used as a comeback to catch someone off gaurd.
Bob: You're a Shit Fucker!
Bill: Shut Up! I'LL BEAT YOUR COCK IN!!!
Bill: Shut Up! I'LL BEAT YOUR COCK IN!!!
beat my cock like a ginger stepchild
Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.
Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild
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