Scunario
A situation in which one finds themself that is utterly filthy and so overwhelmingly badass that it deserves to be called Scunion. A situation with no other possible results or outcomes than complete and irrefutable Scunion.
Person 1: Dude, triple overtime?! Filthy scunario my friend!
Person 2: Ya, Scunario better recognize!
Person 2: Ya, Scunario better recognize!