Scuppernog
A scuppernog is a furry woodland creature. Their meals consist of strictly psilocybin. Granted, they are very insightful and creative. Scuppernogs do not really exist.
...or do they?
...or do they?
"Would you like to go dancing with the gnomes and me?"
--"I would be dlighted, but first I must walk my scuppernog."
--"I would be dlighted, but first I must walk my scuppernog."