beat the meet
To beat the meet.
Slang for male masturbation or simply just jack off or spank the monkey.
Pulling in your dick to achieve and/or semen.
A dicipline often performed by boys/men thursday afternoon at the computer with closed curtains and internet browser turned on, on sites like "alte oma" dot com or "free porn but we need your mothers credit card number" dot com etc.
Slang for male masturbation or simply just jack off or spank the monkey.
Pulling in your dick to achieve and/or semen.
A dicipline often performed by boys/men thursday afternoon at the computer with closed curtains and internet browser turned on, on sites like "alte oma" dot com or "free porn but we need your mothers credit card number" dot com etc.
"I'm going home to beat the meet."
beat meeting
The act of masturbation. The term is borrowed from beat cops, who get together with the other cops on their beat for "beat meetings."
Dude, I had like 27 beat meetings today. My weiner is sore.