Scuzband
Hybrid of scuzzy husband. The slacker, lazy, dirty, free loading, good for nothing, drinks your beer, spends your hard earned money and hits on your friends kind of husband.
Damn, did you hear that her scuzband spent all their money betting on NASCAR and phone sex?
I'd love to hang out with you but your scuzband gives me the creeps.
He used to be her boy toy, now he's her scuzband.
I'd love to hang out with you but your scuzband gives me the creeps.
He used to be her boy toy, now he's her scuzband.
Ex-scuzband
A man that you realize you are better off without. He used to be your husband but is such a scuzbag that somewhere along the line he turned into a combination of the two or your scuzband. But now that you are no longer willing to put up with his lying, cheating, hypocritical, ungrateful, selfish, demeaning, always has a double standard, unwilling to engage in any behavior that does not directly benefit him (SEE SEFLISH), alcoholic ways and you are divorcing him, he has become your Ex-scuzband.
My scuzband is now my ex-scuzband because I caught him sexting Sue.
My ex-scuzband no longer lives with me, he lives with Sue. She can have him.
My ex-scuzband no longer lives with me, he lives with Sue. She can have him.