Sea Cucumber
A soggy under-water dildo.
That's like saying a Sea Cucumber is like a Shark. One is a soggy under-water dildo, and the other is a killing machine.
Sea Cucumber
A man with a thick and (LONG) cock. Also may smell like fish due to non-hygenic person.
Frank has a sea cucumber, its nice, but FUCK it smells!
Sea Cucumber
A long, massive terd that is set afloat in one sitting.
Dude, i just launched a huge sea cucumber! it was HUGE!
sea cucumber
An uncircumsized penis
Tim has a sea cucumber.
Sea cucumber
The disgusting sexual act of suckling another's prolapsed colon before it re-enters the body cavity.
Jim sea cucumbered John.
Showing Sea Cucumber
When a transgender woman accidentally shows off her crotch while wearing a dress or skirt
“I was viewing the cityscape when I noticed I was showing sea cucumber to the whole world.”
silly sea cucumber
When you flush your turd and just as your about to close the toilet lid, a little turd part comes floating back up from the dark side as if it already misses you, or is just plain acting silly.
"Son of a bitch, the silly sea cucumber just won't go down! That little some' bitch thinks I'm playing games. Size of a quarter dog gone!"