seamis
Abbriviation for seam penis
A bulge or wrinkle in the seam of a skirt that look similar to the bulge in a mans pants. Often caused by the misplacement of a dart or seam when sewing.
A bulge or wrinkle in the seam of a skirt that look similar to the bulge in a mans pants. Often caused by the misplacement of a dart or seam when sewing.
I screwed up when I drafted this pattern, now I've got a huge seamis.
seamy
An adjective describing an insecure, undisciplined person--one, as it were, leaking at the seams.
I used to think highly of Jake, but recently he's done a number of things that leaves me thinking that he's rather seamy.
Mad Seamie
Mad Seamie is something you say when somebody does something completely mad or idiotic. You also use it sarcasticly when a person never does anything without thinking about it first.
If a person does a totally mad act you call him 'Mad Seamie' from then on.