Sean McTiernan
Bald, drunkard bass player, well-known for his penchant for beer, drugs, beer and drugs. Also possesses tendencies to collect inoperable vehicles. However, despite all of these marked characteristics, McTiernan's most defining quality might be his ability to utterly destroy the common domestic bathroom.
Damn, the enamel was eaten off the toilet, I think this is the work of a Sean McTiernan.