Uncle Searcher

This title is awarded to anyone who, after years of searching, finally finds someone's long lost uncle using advanced radar technology from the CIA. If not performed correctly, you can triangulate the position of the wrong uncle, which can be catastrophic. It takes dedication, perseverance, and flexibility to triangulate someone's uncle. Only few men in the galaxy are capable of such a task.

An urban seacher is a male or female who spends their nights clicking the random button or typing in letters and hitting search to see what comes up until their fingers fall off. They then proceed to get on their hands and knees to search for their once attached fingers.

Someone who takes measures into their own hands, in search of desperate need of fame.

One whos penis is so large that it penetrates past the vagina and into the liver.

Crass and politically incorrect phrase describing a male homosexual with strong anal intentions

An unsavory character who is deliberately looking to catch Syphilis.

When you are trying to think of songs you want to listen to while you are on the computer but can't think of anything to search.