Seashoriface

1. The act of walking alone down a deserted coastline with the intentions of finding a sea creature washed ashore, locating the first oriface you can find on that creature and then fucking said oriface. This is often times a result of being shipwrecked or stranded and constantly seeking out new methods of masturbation.

2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.

3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"

"Whales are too big, starfish are too small, but the blowhole on a dolphin is the perfect size if you're out for a seashoriface."

俚语	seashoriface
释义	Seashoriface 1. The act of walking alone down a deserted coastline with the intentions of finding a sea creature washed ashore, locating the first oriface you can find on that creature and then fucking said oriface. This is often times a result of being shipwrecked or stranded and constantly seeking out new methods of masturbation. 2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore. 3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface" "Whales are too big, starfish are too small, but the blowhole on a dolphin is the perfect size if you're out for a seashoriface."
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