Seasonal Retardation
Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.
Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”