seasons greetings
A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.
geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back
season's greetings
Something you say when you want to indicate you've farted
John: Season's greetings guys!
Everyone else: fuck you John
Everyone else: fuck you John