Seat Shitting
The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.
Damn it James, you need to stop seat shitting!
seat shit
Whenever one has to defacate so badly that the person jumps on the toilet and releases escrament at the sane time. The person then misses the hole of the toilet, and defecates on the seat itself. The person then gets up and looks around, then preforming the wall wipe technique. The person leaves the shit on the toilet and wall for the next person to see.
The man coming from the bathroom of the public swimming pool in Little Rock, AR left a seat shit for the non existant janitor.