seatstain
A really annoying mark on the sitting part of some sort of chair or seat; A person who ruins your day
Person 1: "Dude I spilled my beer all over my car!"
Person 2: "Real seatstain you got there"
Party Atendee 1: "What a fucking seatstain"
seatstain *Flips chairs and eats all the pizza*
Person 2: "Real seatstain you got there"
Party Atendee 1: "What a fucking seatstain"
seatstain *Flips chairs and eats all the pizza*
seatstain
seatstain
seatstain: exists
person 7: "Aw fuck"
person 7: "Aw fuck"