Sebastjan
The prettiest man alive. Has big muscles and a big dick. He has a wife but girls are obsessed with him. He only loves his wife. He also loves gym and is a fat ass for food i love seba!!
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Omg look at that muscle man. He must be Sebastjan!
sebastjan
Pronounced Sea-bass-chin. Is a rare ugly fish found in the deepest darkest corners of the ocean. The suffix, "-tjan" means more then 10 double chins due to the large amount of fat on a human or animal. Sebastjan makes up for how ugly and fat they are by how colorful they are. With how fat and colorful they are it often looks like they are wearing a scarf around their neck. Sebastjan's are typically very shy but you can lure them out with patience and tender loving care.
"Hey mom can we have sebastjan for dinner tonight?" "Are you crazy! That will make you so fat!"
"Did you see the sebastjan! It looks like a giant snow globe its so fat!"
"Did you see the sebastjan! It looks like a giant snow globe its so fat!"