SEC conspiracy
The idea that everyone in college football is out to get the SEC. Thinking they are master's of the universe, these bastions of sportsmanship forget their illiteracy and racial intolerance to chant how important their conference is. Conference pride is about as intelligent as AFC pride in the NFL, it's meaningless and most fans find themselves defending their conference for no real reason due to the SEC conspiracy. The conspiracy exists mainly due to the fact that flaws are never recognized but every strength exploited to the point of nausea.
"Hey look Cal is beating the University of Tennessee!" - random sports fan
"IT DOESNT MATTER SEC SEC SEC S E C S E C IN YOUR FACE" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"That doesn't even make sense, your conference is losing?" - random sports fan
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"Lets go in Barnes and Nobles, it's like kryptonite to red-necks, he's suffering from the SEC conspiracy." - random sports fan
"IT DOESNT MATTER SEC SEC SEC S E C S E C IN YOUR FACE" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"That doesn't even make sense, your conference is losing?" - random sports fan
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"Lets go in Barnes and Nobles, it's like kryptonite to red-necks, he's suffering from the SEC conspiracy." - random sports fan