Secondary school

Welcome to English secondary school! Here we have: cocky ass year 7 and 8's, year 9's constantly doing their makeup and gobbing off to teachers, year 10's and 11's working their asses off and finally, sixth form who have a tonne of responsibility. Note: not all schools have sixth form. Students at secondary school are usually between the ages of 11-18
We also have: Like 2 non uniform days a year (must pay to wear your own clothes), strict ass rules, crappy school meals, like 10 packs of chewing gum per person, year 11 smokers and roadmen.
Note: drinks holder = blazer pocket

This is the place where all your hopes and dreams will go to die

A piss take,, full of cockey year 7s acting all hard, year 8s being chavs and thinking they’re well cool, year 9s being hoes and doing makeup everywhere they go, year 10s thinking they’re solid because they in ks4 and year 11s being depressed because of GCSEs....stay well away because everyone is chavvy and will try and beat u up because they think they hard.

Hell. Absolute hell. In Hong Kong we have at least 5 homework per day. Bunch of retarded form 1 and form 2 students thinking they are grown ups and running up and down the corridor like driving a racing car. In form 3 there are so many depressed and frazzled. Form 4 students always beat up one another, form 5 students stressed out af to prepare to face the crappy DSE and form 6 students that does not come to school. If you think that the educational system in Europe and America is bad enough, then you should come to Hong Kong, the most intelligent and depressed place in the world.

Teachers are piss heads either tight asses or on drugs the science teachers are the nonce along with the pe teacher

Y7 Try act hard

Y8 are the fucking worse thinking there all big and hard

Y9 full of slags and the boys r pussys
Yr10 exhausted

Yr11 ready to fucking give up
But the best years of ur life messing about have fun

Not english, actually Scottish - so clearly better than an english comprehensive or grammar school. A secondary school is a place where young folk are tied into chairs and forced to learn hamlet, macbeth, the periodic table, pythagoras' theorem and the formation of rivers! Sweet!

Welcome to the remainder of compulsory education. uniforms, crap Jamie Oliver school lunches, Harder work, and students who seriously lack individuality. If your lucky you will get 1 no uniform day a year and you need to pay to wear your own clothes. School lunches will be served by old women who's only other option is a pension and the dole. 1st year students will cause chaos since there in 'big school' and feel somehow more important than the other 1000 or so in school. Highlights include fire alarms being set off, bank holiday Monday's and trips. Teachers who complain about their wages, or lack of and think we give a shit, some of us do, some teachers are great, but they are few and far between. my best friend lost her virginity at 13 and gets drunk most weekends, started smoking at 11 and is constantly in detention. My friend, lets just call her 'b' cuts herself, talks about suicide and takes overdoses so she can be sick, fall asleep and get out of P.E, another girl who is popular and really pretty, her mum died when she was young lets call her 'c', has tonnes of mates but gets drunk and cuts herself, sleeps with boys. she's really drunk and regrets it the next day. another girl, 'd', mum + dad is a teacher and the pressure on her to do well is overwhelming, jokingly she gives a cheeky reply to her father 'yeah yeah', grounded for a month. high school is sugar-coated, they can make pretty uniforms, they can build new schools but teenagers will always be the same.