Second Brain
Thinking with your dick and not you Head. Usually leading to bad decisions and great stories to tell, if you survive.
Fred: woah she is really drunk alex maybe i should call a cab for her..
Alex(using his second brain): No its ok man she could stay at my place
Next Day
Alex: omg! my dick has spots on it
Alex(using his second brain): No its ok man she could stay at my place
Next Day
Alex: omg! my dick has spots on it
second brain
the penis
My second brain brought me to this video
The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay