Second Hand Gay
Second hand gay is when your girlfriend tries to kiss you after giving you a blowjob. Second hand gay will only apply to you if you actually kiss her back.
Noah: My girlfriend sucked my dick last night and tried to kiss me.
John: Please don't tell me you actually kissed her!
Noah: Yea I did. Whats wrong with that?
John: Dude thats second hand gay!
John: Please don't tell me you actually kissed her!
Noah: Yea I did. Whats wrong with that?
John: Dude thats second hand gay!
Second-hand gay
When a straight person has so many gay friends they come off as one one.
Oh no I’m straight I just suffer from second-hand gay