secret admirer
A stalker with stationary.
Dude: Hey man, what's got you down?
Man: Dude, my secret admirer sent me a love letter and a picture of my name carved into her arm.
Man: Dude, my secret admirer sent me a love letter and a picture of my name carved into her arm.
secret admirer
a stalker with an attourney.
"dude, my secret admirer has been following me around all day."
Secret Admirer
Taking a dump in a public restroom and not flushing it. You never know who will admire your work of art afterward.
I left a secret admirer at church today.