in Her Majesty's secret cervix
Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.
Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!
Secret Cervix
E deliciously fried cheese curd you eat at midnight. Usually while in a intoxicated state.
I was so drunk last night that I ate secret cervix till the sun came up.