secret santa'd

When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.

Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"

I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.

Secret Santa'd

The act of becoming black out drunk and ordering random things on the internet, such as things on your Amazon wishlist, then receiving them later and recollecting who and how they were ordered.

Today I received a pair of shoes and some shirts in the mail, thinking I had a secret santa... in reality I secret santa'd myself by drunkenly ordering my amazon wishlist.

俚语	secret santa'd
释义	secret santa'd When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off. Also known as "The Reverse Stranger" I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole. Secret Santa'd The act of becoming black out drunk and ordering random things on the internet, such as things on your Amazon wishlist, then receiving them later and recollecting who and how they were ordered. Today I received a pair of shoes and some shirts in the mail, thinking I had a secret santa... in reality I secret santa'd myself by drunkenly ordering my amazon wishlist.
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