Sedouched
Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.
Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!
Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.
Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.
Sedouched
Seduced by a douche...obviously :P
I've been sedouched...again </3
sedouche
Act of seducing a young lady by a man considered to be a douche bag. The sedouching is accomplished by means of frosted tips, wearing sunglasses at night or flashing a key ring from a German made car, etc.
Check out that Koger, he's totally trying to sedouche Stephanie.
sedouche
When a sleazy guy seduces a girl.
When a douchebag hits on a chick sleazily.
When a douchebag hits on a chick sleazily.
How was the club last night?
Terrible! The club was full of sleazy guys trying to sedouche our group of girls, they were gross.
Terrible! The club was full of sleazy guys trying to sedouche our group of girls, they were gross.
sedouche
When a woman is seduced by a douchebag
The young girl planned on going home that night but she was sedouched by a frat boy.
sedouche bag
A guy who seduces girls and seems really awesome. Then is a totally douche bag.
Kelly: Toby was so sweet to me. He asked me out with roses.
Two weeks later
Kelly: I just dumped his ass. Toby just asked for an open relationship so he could ask another girl to prom. He's a totally sedouche bag
Two weeks later
Kelly: I just dumped his ass. Toby just asked for an open relationship so he could ask another girl to prom. He's a totally sedouche bag
Sedouche
Sedouche (er) (ed) (ing): When at a party or any social situation and a major douche bag will not stop hitting on you or making sexual advances.
I was sedouched hardcore last night.
He is a master of sedouching.
Oh, Scott? He's a big sedoucher.
He is a master of sedouching.
Oh, Scott? He's a big sedoucher.